HOWIES HERE !!!!!!

HOWIES HERE !!!!!!

My second place ;-)

Well hello there and welcome to my second home not Miami but hell we cant all be Will Smith !!

I will(sic)try to make this another fun site as and when time allows so for now regard this as

> ..........under construction !!!!

This guy rushes into the bar, orders 7 straight shots of whiskey
and downs them just as fast as the bartender can pour them.
"Drinking kinda fast, aren't you, fella?" the bartender asks as
he's pouring #7.
"You'd drink fast, too, if you had what I have!" says the man.
"What do you have?" asks the bartender.
"Fifty Pence." says the drunk.

The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next question. "There are 3 ducks sitting on a fence", she said, "and the farmer comes out and shoots one of them. How many are still on the fence?.
Johnny thinks a second and says "none".
The Teacher asked him how he figured that. "Well, he said, when the farmer shot the first duck, the noise scared the other 2 and they flew away".
The teacher said "That's not really the answer I was looking for but I like your thinking".
Then Johnny says "Now can I ask you one?".
The teacher said okay. Johnny says "There are 3 women with an ice cream cone in their hands. One is chewing it, one is biting it and one is licking it. Which one is married?.
The teacher says, "Why, the one that's licking it" to which Johnny answered "Wrong. It's the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking..."

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